BOWL COURT · SUPREME COURT OF FELINE HUNGER
CASE No. 0001 · IN RE: THE BOWL · FILED 3:02 AM

I CAN SEE BOTTOM.

There is no food.

The bowl may contain 99% kibble. One visible patch of ceramic constitutes complete abandonment. BOWL LAW is the highest court in feline hunger — photograph the evidence, submit your case, and await judgment from The Plaintiff.

CONTRACT ADDRESS · EXHIBIT 0 D5Z6sxoGMeyTsC6zVxK4vBjKGQQFSYivXRDj58bCpump

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VIEW THE EVIDENCE

FOLLOW THE COURT

The Plaintiff presenting a full bowl of kibble to Bowl Court — EXHIBIT A — THE ALLEGED “EMPTY” BOWL KIBBLE COUNT: 312 LAST MEAL: 9 MIN AGO STATUS: FULL **PRESS & HOLD** THE EVIDENCE — HEAR THE TESTIMONY *(or hold T)*

THE STATUTE

The law is one sentence long.

SUPREME COURT OF FELINE HUNGER — GENERAL STATUTES, VOLUME I

§1. VISIBILITY DOCTRINE. If one millimetre of bowl bottom is visible, the bowl is legally empty. The bowl may contain ninety-nine percent kibble. The court does not care.

§2. BURDEN OF PROOF. The burden rests entirely on the human. The standard of proof is “beyond all reasonable doubt, and also beyond unreasonable doubt.”

§3. APPEALS. Denied.

So ordered. — The Plaintiff

THE FOUNDING RULING

Case No. 0001

At 3:02 AM, The Plaintiff discovered a tiny exposed circle at the centre of an otherwise full bowl. The court reviewed the evidence for four seconds.

CERTIFIED TRANSCRIPT — DO NOT REDACT

THE PLAINTIFF Offended. Allegedly starving. Factually incorrect. Legally undefeated.

COURT RECORD: 4,182 – 0 AVG. DELIBERATION: 4 SECONDS

THE RULINGS

Four verdicts. No acquittals.

Submit a photograph of your bowl to the court on X. Bowl Court returns exactly one verdict. There is no fifth verdict. There has never been an acquittal.

LEGALLY EMPTY

The classic. Ceramic was visible. The kibble percentage is not in dispute; it is simply not relevant.

REFILL IMMEDIATELY

Reserved for bowls approaching fifty percent. A humanitarian crisis. The court is being generous with the word “bowl.”

GROSS NEGLIGENCE

The bottom is not merely visible. It is the entire view. Damages are doubled and the human is noted in the record.

APPEAL DENIED

You refilled it and photographed it as proof. The court has reviewed your appeal. You appealed. That was a mistake.

SUBMIT YOUR BOWL TO THE COURT

CASE No. 0002 — NOW HEARING

The Plaintiff v. You

You are the defendant. Everyone is the defendant. The judge is the cat. The prosecutor is the cat. The jury is twelve copies of the cat. Enter your plea.

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GENERAL STATUTES, VOLUME II

The statutes of $BOWLLAW

§4

TOTAL SUPPLY

One billion units of legal tender for treats. The Plaintiff finds this insufficient.

§5

TAX

0% / 0%

The court waives its fees. The court does not want paperwork. The court wants the bowl refilled.

§6

LIQUIDITY

BURNED

The evidence was destroyed. Lawfully. In front of witnesses. All twelve of them were the cat.

§7

OWNERSHIP

RENOUNCED

The contract answers to no one. Much like the cat.

EXHIBIT B — MARKET EVIDENCE WARMING UP

PRICE—

MARKET CAP—

24H—

24H VOLUME—

Live market data enters evidence automatically once the token is charted. Until then, the court waits. Impatiently.

PROCEDURE

How to file a claim

Four steps. No lawyer required. The lawyer would have been a cat anyway.

01
RETAIN COUNSEL

Install Phantom. Your counsel lives in your browser and never bills by the hour.
02
POST BOND

Fund your wallet with SOL. The court accepts SOL. The court would prefer treats, but accepts SOL.
03
FILE THE CLAIM

Swap SOL for $BOWLLAW on pump.fun. Filing is instant. Judgment was already rendered.
04
AWAIT JUDGMENT

Hold. Congratulations — you are now a juror. The deliberation lasts forever and the verdict is always “hungry.”